Hobos
Because the photon was incoherent.
Olive.
Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
Feminists.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
There's a little bit of good in everybody.
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.