What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Guinness Jokes More Guinness Jokes

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.