What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served