What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.