What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.