Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof