What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"