Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9