What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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What is the opposite of a Predator?

a Postdator

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.