What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily