Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!