What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."