What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly