What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup