Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...

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What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.