Teen Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

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You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.