Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash