Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."