What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle