What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.