What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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Batman can go to the store without robin'

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One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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Made in Va-China.

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his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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May the Ides be ever in your favor."

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.