What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!