What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.