What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

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What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.