What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments