What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.