What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

It's out of order.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal