What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction