What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.