Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.