The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
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They saw it as a sign to pare.
Because it had a 4-way.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
He caught her in a 4-way
Re-arranged marriage
Daworfed
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
A bus driver can't change his stops.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Because it's worth it.
both of them
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Stop playing it cagey!
