Stop Sign Jokes

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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He caught her in a 4-way

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Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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They just don't believe in labels.