Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.