I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
He caught her in a 4-way
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
When somebody asks for a raise
Because they're no laughing matter.
Hella.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)