How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent