How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!