Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!