Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.