What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.