Rhetorical Question Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

6 Thing Jokes More 6 Thing Jokes

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.