Rhetorical Question Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

6 Thing Jokes More 6 Thing Jokes

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that