How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.