How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser