What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror