Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.