Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.