What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!