What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.