Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people