What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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Neigh-boars.

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What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.