What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Pull Pork Jokes More Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!