Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

War Jokes More War Jokes

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.