Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars