What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!