What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?

A dear steer!

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!