How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

Previous Random Joke Next

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Toot Jokes More Toot Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

Choo Jokes More Choo Jokes

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !