How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug