Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Roseanne Barr bodies heh

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A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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They've got a "toot in common."

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It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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They couldn't afford it.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

A woolly bully!

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

Cow chow!

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Negative 1.

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An ATM machine

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

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What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.