Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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A new moo!

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A merry dairy!

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

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What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!