Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!