Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D