What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D