What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!