Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.