What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry?

I apollogize.