What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese