What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.