How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.