Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!