Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.