What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

Alcoholic Jokes More Alcoholic Jokes

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.