One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A warm back
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
He couldn't handle his boos.
They've both got a little Captain in them.
Necrophiliacs
They both like to crack open a cold one
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
To the morgue.
