Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood