How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Previous Random Joke Next

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Depressing

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave