How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave