Viola.
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Violins
A: A cello burns longer.
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
A viola burns longer.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A: It is usually still in the case.
With a razor and their wrist.
A fiddle between the sheets
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A: You get light music.
A dreadivarius.
A: The bow is moving.
There was too much sax and violins.
He just started fiddling with it.
An act of violins.
Because violins is not the answer...
Fiddler on the hoof!
Because of the tele-ban.
Reruns
Bay leaf get him out if here!
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
They had no leads.
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
They have nein lives!
Catsper.
2 years of marriage.
Only one of them made it to the moon.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a chainsaw.
Because he hated the B shu!
A Kami.
