How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong